Bummer!

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I’m sup­posed to be hav­ing a birth­day bar­beque for myself on Sun­day, but like every oth­er event I’ve ever planned, I haven’t both­ered invit­ing any­one because I’m too depressed. It’s not actu­al­ly my birth­day, but since my birth­day is near Christ­mas it’s hard to find peo­ple around then. Sun­day is 33-and-a-third for me, four months after Decem­ber 27th.

It seems kin­da too late to start invit­ing peo­ple, but hope­fullt I can find a per­son or two who can show up.

Not hav­ing any­one show up for your birth­day is sad. Not hav­ing invit­ed any­one to your birth­day is rip-roar­ing dum­b­ass pathetic.

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2 Replies to “Bummer!”

  1. Gah! That’s wretched. I
    Gah! That’s wretched. I know: make Siduri invite peo­ple. This will ensure an inter­est­ing crowd, although it may be a mot­ley group of drunks from off the street. 

    Hap­py Thirds-day to you. I nev­er used to have par­ties, either.

  2. I’d swing by to wish you a
    I’d swing by to wish you a hap­py day, but it’s greek ortho­dox east­er, and I’m going to be out of town with my wife and in-laws. Hap­py unbirth­day, anyways!

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