No, this is not what I actually said to her

“So hey, you are super-attrac­tive and that’s a prob­lem because right now I’m real­ly emo­tion­al­ly raw and I have no idea how to cope with even being in the same room with you, nev­er mind actu­al­ly con­vers­ing. Could you just take my phone num­ber and give me a call after I’ve had, say, five or six years of ther­a­py? Thanks.”