I’m sick and tired of contrarians
Yeah, I know. All the cool kids are contrarians. I’ve been told all my life, “just be unique and individual like the rest of us.” Well, no more. I’m going mainstream, no matter what everyone else says.
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blaze the trail for the rest
blaze the trail for the rest of us…
You know how it is. It’s all
You know how it is. It’s all just an act so I can get more chicks.
it works if you work it,
it works if you work it, baby.
Sounds like an awful lot of
Sounds like an awful lot of work…
nobody ever said it would be
nobody ever said it would be easy.
There was a whole movie
There was a whole movie about it! It was called Earth Girls Are Easy. If they made a movie about it, it must be true.
I’m on Earth! Where are the easy girls??? I DEMAND my easy Earth girls!!!!
I’ll tell you exactly where
I’ll tell you exactly where to find them.
Listen up.
Go directly to your nearest AA beginners meeting. Talk some shit, Sound all recovered. Chat up the hot girls with the *least* amount of time sober.
Tell them they should come to coffee with you, then a movie or dinner, tell them to call you if they want to “talk”.
Very easy. All you have to do is listen & talk the usual shit. Sympathize. ALways give hugs. One thing will eventually lead to the next.
Is that what it means on
Is that what it means on page 70 where it says that if sex is troublesome we should start working with newcomers?
Yes, I had noticed that most of the hot chyx around AA are already hooked up with someone with a few years and the willingness to ignore their sponsor (if they have one) by day 364 so that they’re not available by day 365 when I make my predatory attack. I think my first sponsor was kidding when he gave me this line to use: “You’re gonna sleep with someone with more time than you; it may as well be me.”
And of course it’s been pointed out to me that a) the “one year rule” never appears in the Big Book and b) it only says, “relationships” not “sex” and newcomers need sex just like everyone else but … no.
I think maybe I need to find them *before* they stop drinking. Let’s face it, the drunker they are, the handsomer I am.
LET’S ALL REPEAT THE
LET’S ALL REPEAT THE NON-COMFORMIST’S OATH…
I PROMISE TO BE DIFFERENT!
I PROMISE TO BE UNIQUE!
I PROMISE NOT TO REPEAT THINGS OTHER PEOPLE SAY!
GOOD!
(Courtesy of Steve Martin, from the “Comedy is not Pretty” album”
Am I a contrarian? I’ve
Am I a contrarian? I’ve been called one occasionally…
If I am one, then pbbbpppttt.
and Cruel Shoes is as
and Cruel Shoes is as hauntingly beautiful as it is funny. I think he and Jeff Bridges are the greatest rennaisance men of our era.