I’ll starve to death from laziness

I was giv­en a food plan by my train­er. And a spe­cial book for writ­ing every­thing down in. I have a calo­rie total and a list of alter­nate foods and trade­off val­ues. Sounds like they’ve basi­cal­ly ripped off the Weight Watch­ers point sys­tem with a bunch of cat­e­gories. That’s all well and good, but it’s WORK.

It’s now a lit­tle after noon and I’ve thought about get­ting break­fast a few times. Each time I’ve decid­ed that dig­ging out the food plan and fig­ur­ing out what I have that I can trade off and then weigh­ing and mea­sur­ing it all is just too much damn work to both­er. So I haven’t had a thing to eat.

I don’t think this is quite what my train­er had in mind.

Oh My Lord—Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds