Ready for 13.1?
Stuffed myself full of food? Check
Drank plenty of water? Check (but continuing)
Switched to amber lenses? Check
Put ID, bus pass, and emergency cash into zippered pocket of shorts? Check
Packed bag with sweats? Check
Marked bag with race number? Check
Pinned race bib to shirt? Check
Affixed timing chip to shoe? Check
Placed sunscreen, body glide, and heartrate monitor in conspicuous location? Check
Cellphone on charger? Check
Alarm clocks set for 5am wakeup? Check
OK, I guess I’m as ready as I can be. Goodnight!
Uh, what the hell is “body
Uh, what the hell is “body glide”? Is that something one would buy at “Good Vibrations”?
good luck
🙂
good luck
🙂
Kind of, but “for external
Kind of, but “for external use.” It’s a personal lubricant for preventing blisters and chafing.
Uh huh. That’s exactly the
Uh huh. That’s exactly the kind of stuff they sell at Good Vibrations. You kinky thing, you.