Am I Stupid?

Look­ing at my num­bers this morn­ing it became painful­ly clear that liv­ing in my new place – which I don’t even like very much – is cost­ing me very close to a thou­sand dol­lars each month more than my old apart­ment. When I signed the lease I had­n’t even con­sid­ered expens­es like pay­ing for water, garbage, house­hold repairs, and liquor for my house­mate’s friends (I don’t drink the stuff myself). Add on to that increas­ing my old basic rent almost 250% and yeah, that’s near­ly a thou­sand bucks each and every month.

Mul­ti­ply that out over six months and that could basi­cal­ly erase my tax dif­fi­cul­ties. Or buy me a nice motor­cy­cle. Or pro­vide me some secu­ri­ty by sit­ting in a sav­ings account.

Sure, I was in an unsafe neigh­bor­hood before, but six grand would pay for a few trips to the emer­gency room, right?

11 Replies to “Am I Stupid?”

  1. You’re rent­ing,
    You’re rent­ing, right?

    House­hold repairs should be deduct­ed from the rent, and dead­beat drink­ing room­mates should pay for their own booze. Who’s on the lease, all of you?

  2. Only house­hold repairs over
    Only house­hold repairs over $100 may be deduct­ed from the rent. If I fix six things at $50 each in a month, I’m SOL. Since I pay for water, I’ve been leav­ing the water to the toi­let turned off rather than get­ting some­one in to fix it. And you’ve heard me joke that the place was not dec­o­rat­ed by het­ero­sex­u­als? Well let me show myself as a big­ot and say that it was not main­tained by het­ero­sex­u­als either. If one-tenth the time, effort, and expense that went into mak­ing the place look gaudy went into basic main­te­nance, there would be very few mechan­i­cal dif­fi­cul­ties here.

    And they can get away with this because the build­ing is rel­a­tive­ly new, and there­fore not sub­ject to any of the con­trols or restric­tions of the rent board. No rent con­trol, no restric­tions on what the ten­ants can be respon­si­ble for, noth­ing. They could make me respon­si­ble for repairs under $10,000 or $100,000 as soon as the lease is up.

    Like I said, I’ll nev­er live in a non-rent-con­trolled rental in SF again. If I have to put up with this kind of bull­shit, I’ll own.

    Room­mates pay­ing for their own booze ends when house­hold-wide par­ties hap­pen. We split stuff four ways and I don’t try to chis­el my way out of pay­ing one-fourth of the booze tab, except that I think I’m done pay­ing for one-fourth of any par­ties held in the house.

    The lease is weird. Each of us has a lease, but one per­son (not me) is a “mas­ter ten­ant”. I have no idea what that means legal­ly, and I don’t much care. Six more months of this and I’ll either just move or have a sol­id plan for when I’ll be moving.

    Live and learn, I guess.

  3. “Only house­hold repairs over
    “Only house­hold repairs over $100 may be deduct­ed from the rent.”

    I call your atten­tion to Cal­i­for­nia Civ­il Code 1941:

    http://members.fortunecity.com/boodle/cc/cc1940-1954_1a.htm

    The code does con­tain the state­ment “in the absence of an agree­ment to the con­trary.” Did you make an agree­ment that repairs under $50.00 would be paid for by the tenants?

    If so, I’ll tell you what: I am a pro­fes­sion­al handy­man (AND a Cal­i­for­nia land­lord). Hire me and I’ll guar­an­tee any repair you have me do will cost more than $50. I’m not even jok­ing there; I’m not even licensed or bond­ed and I won’t leave the house for less than that and I haven’t heard of any­one else who will either.

    It costs me 3 times that to have some­one spray a 500sq foot cot­tage for bugs. It cost me 3 times that to have some idiot fail to per­ma­nent­ly repair my toilet.

    “the build­ing is rel­a­tive­ly new, and there­fore not sub­ject to any of the con­trols or restric­tions of the rent board. No rent con­trol, no restric­tions on what the ten­ants can be respon­si­ble for, noth­ing. They could make me respon­si­ble for repairs under $10,000 or $100,000 as soon as the lease is up.”

    Who told you that and why did you believe them? The San Fran­cis­co rent ordi­nance cov­ers how much rent can be jacked up and how much in improve­ments can be passed on. Rou­tine main­te­nance is not “improve­ments.” Your land­lord is sub­ject to state law in regard to hav­ing to keep the crap­pers work­ing and the roof from leak­ing. San Fran­cis­co rent ordi­nance has noth­ing to do with it.

    Check it out:

    http://www.sfgov.org/site/rentboard_index.asp?id=2142

    Here’s a good page from the Cal­i­for­nia State Human Rights/Fair Hous­ing Com­mis­sion (which is what this concerns):

    http://www.hrfh.org/Repairs.html

    Get thee to the library and check out a copy of Ten­ants’ Rights by The Nolo Press.

    Yours,
    the Ed Exley of Landlords

  4. Well, SF Rent Board itself
    Well, SF Rent Board itself says that noth­ing in the rent con­trol ordi­nance applies to new­er apartments:

    http://www.sfgov.org/site/rentboard_page.asp?id=3686

    Basi­cal­ly, the land­lord can quadru­ple the rent with­out pro­vid­ing a rea­son. Your link to hrhf.org notwith­stand­ing, almost every­thing that I’ve come to expect about ten­ants’ rights in San Fran­cis­co go right out the win­dow because I’m liv­ing in a post-1979 build­ing. The Cal­i­for­nia State pro­tec­tions are the only ones I can rely on.

  5. “Well, SF Rent Board itself
    “Well, SF Rent Board itself says that noth­ing in the rent con­trol ordi­nance applies to new­er apartments.…”

    That’s right, and noth­ing in the rent con­trol ordi­nance says any­thing about main­te­nance. That was my point: you (I thought) were cit­ing the S.F. ordi­nance as exempt­ing your land­lord from their duties when the S.F. ordi­nance does­n’t even men­tion those duties.

    “Basi­cal­ly, the land­lord can quadru­ple the rent with­out pro­vid­ing a reason.”

    That is cor­rect, and that is the ONLY advan­tage that a land­lord gains by own­ing a new­er build­ing in San Fran­cis­co, or any build­ing in a non-rent-con­trol city such as the one where mine is. I could build an apart­ment build­ing in S.F. tomor­row and the law would still require me to make sure the roof did­n’t leak and the crap­pers worked, and would not allow me to make the ten­ants pay for it. Same thing in Alame­da, Barstow, Cuca­mon­ga, Daly City, Eure­ka, Fresno.…

    “almost every­thing that I’ve come to expect about ten­ants’ rights in San Fran­cis­co go right out the win­dow because I’m liv­ing in a post-1979 building”

    You did­n’t answer my ques­tion, which was “who told you that and why do you believe them?”

    “The Cal­i­for­nia State pro­tec­tions are the only ones I can rely on.”

    That’s absolute­ly true, and they say plen­ty about what your land­lord must do to main­tain hab­it­abil­i­ty, and noth­ing about waivers due to the age of the building.

    With­stand­ing or notwith­stand­ing, or any kind of stand­ing, your land­lord must main­tain the place in liv­able con­di­tion as defined by the Cal­i­for­nia code I linked you to.

    Your build­ing is exempt from rent con­trol. NOTHING ELSE.

    Has your land­lord threat­ened to raise the rent if you request repairs? ’cause I think that’s ille­gal as well.

  6. Your build­ing is exempt from
    Your build­ing is exempt from rent con­trol. NOTHING ELSE.

    Rent con­trol includes such things as what costs can be passed on to the ten­ant. For exam­ple, in a rent-con­trolled apart­ment in San Fran­cis­co I can­not be charged for water or garbage. Here, it’s just part and par­cel of the deal. Which goes back to your ear­li­er ques­tion: did I make an agree­ment? Yes. It’s in my lease that I pay for any repairs under $100.

    Should I have signed such a thing? Prob­a­bly not. But I was already com­mit­ted. My secu­ri­ty deposit was put down months ear­li­er. Basi­cal­ly I was­n’t hand­ed the lease agree­ment until I was days away from mov­ing in. I saw these objec­tion­able “extras” in the lease, and rolled my eyes and signed. So that goes back to my orig­i­nal ques­tion about being stu­pid. I walked right into a bait-and-switch with regards to a lot of oth­er aspects of liv­ing here, too. So in June I’ll be look­ing for a new place to move into when my lease runs out in July.

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