Strange news item

Did you all hear about that cus­tom and rare car col­lec­tor that died of car­bon monox­ide poi­son­ing while run­ning his for­eign cars in his garage with­out open­ing the garage door?

The coro­ner’s report said he died of auto-exot­ic asphyxia.

I just bought a sign to put on my wall. Gen­er­al­ly I think these fake old tin signs are sort of tacky, but I remem­ber being a lit­tle kid obsessed with dinosaurs, and when I dis­cov­ered that there was a gas com­pa­ny that used a bron­tosaurus for its logo, I thought that was great. So I’ve actu­al­ly want­ed one of these for a while:

Maybe some day I’ll have a garage so I’ll have an appro­pri­ate place to hang it.

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