My Weakness, I Detest Thee

I was hop­ing for four miles today. Fake miles, even. On the tread­mill. Instead, I did three. Three miles in 28:45, which is not noti­ci­bly bet­ter than nine minute miles.

In a relat­ed mat­ter, I seem to be gain­ing weight like a mad­man. I’m up over 81 kilos, which makes me heav­ier than I’ve been since May or June of 2001.

The more self-esteem I gar­ner and the more atten­tion I get from women, the less … Read the rest

Travelling backwards through time

In an attempt to clean my apart­ment, I’m going through a box of papers and basi­cal­ly turn­ing it into anoth­er box full of papers, plus a trash bag and recy­cling box. Hope­ful­ly I’ll soon be able to take all these papers and file them or throw them away. What I can’t make an imme­di­ate deci­sion about should hope­ful­ly con­sti­tute a much small­er box than the one that’s been monop­o­liz­ing my liv­ing room, plus the goal is to get enough of … Read the rest

One less wire to trip over

I’ve been putting up with bad phone wiring in this apart­ment for more than a year now, with a line split­ter stick­ing out of the one work­ing jack, and phone wires snaked across the floor into the liv­ing room and into the serv­er clos­et, where the DSL “modem” is. Well Christ­mas day I start­ed the wiring project and dis­cov­ered a cou­ple of things about the phone wiring here. That got me about halfway there. Today I got on hands and … Read the rest

Wavelength Infinity

It seems that some peo­ple are attract­ed to non-lin­ear­i­ty because deal­ing with the world in lin­ear terms is too dif­fi­cult. These peo­ple toss up their hands and give up, say­ing “hey, man, you can’t make those kinds of judge­ments. The uni­verse is all, like, abstract and stuff, you know? So like red light, green light, it’s all the same thing. Ril­ly mis­ter offi­cer you’re total­ly harsh­ing out my free­dom to under­stand the uni­verse as it speaks to me.”

Oth­er peo­ple are … Read the rest