qui custodiet ipsos custodes?

This week­end I saw the new Watch­men movie. Twice. I treat­ed myself to a view­ing at the Orin­da The­ater Fri­day night (open­ing night with a dozen oth­er peo­ple in the the­ater) and then was invit­ed to go along with a group of friends Sat­ur­day night — I went most­ly for the fel­low­ship and socia­bil­i­ty, but also I was curi­ous whether I’d pick up on any details I’d missed the first time.

It’s a movie that I wish, if the tech­nol­o­gy had exist­ed, had been made two decades ago. It is excep­tion­al­ly true to the orig­i­nal com­ic book by Alan Moore and Dave Gib­bons. At moments it seems the orig­i­nal com­ic was used for sto­ry­boards. This film is the answer to why I dou­ble-majored in col­lege: paint­ing and film­mak­ing. Before then I had been doing com­ic book illus­tra­tion, and both fields were attempts for me to take those skills and apply them to a «respectable» field. There was nowhere I could be a Sequen­tial Art­work major. It was hard in those days, mak­ing oth­er peo­ple under­stand the con­nec­tion between car­toon art and movies. The visu­al lan­guage is very sim­i­lar, and the trans­la­tion of time into slices is near­ly iden­ti­cal. Even if you dis­re­gard the illu­sion­is­tic effect of run­ning images at 24 frames per sec­ond, the rela­tion­ship between the frames of a com­ic book page fol­low exact­ly the rules of cin­e­mat­ic montage.

There have been a num­ber of movies made from comics in the last few years. It seems as though every year a half-dozen or more com­ic book titles are plun­dered for big-screen mate­r­i­al. Until Watch­men, how­ev­er, only the char­ac­ters were tak­en. New plots were writ­ten, usu­al­ly in amal­ga­ma­tion of plot ele­ments from sto­ries orig­i­nal­ly pub­lished decades apart. The first Spi­der-Man movie was very enter­tain­ing, but the very thought of Mary Jane Wat­son tak­ing Gwen Sta­cy’s place falling from the top of the Brook­lyn Bridge is trou­bling in a way not unlike the effect of see­ing a movie made of Moby Dick where the White Whale is replaced by a white squid.

Watch­men made a few edits to the orig­i­nal sto­ry, true, but on the whole they made a film with the same sto­ry as the orig­i­nal com­ic. Most of the same the­mat­ic ele­ments were present and there were only a few plot short­cuts made. On this lev­el, Watch­men was an unpar­al­leled tri­umph. It real­ly proved that the mate­r­i­al from one medi­um can be faith­ful­ly trans­lat­ed to another.

It’s a great sto­ry, one whose rel­e­vance may be dimmed in those who don’t remem­ber liv­ing beneath the Cold War Sword of Damo­cles. Yes, mod­ern ter­ror­ism is a fright­en­ing enough bogey­man, but I don’t think there’s more than the most remote chance that ter­ror­ists of any fla­vor will suc­ceed in end­ing life on Earth as we know it. In 1986 when Watch­men was pub­lished the idea that bil­lions could be saved by killing mil­lions, although grotesque, was eas­i­er to come to terms with. I think it is hard­er for mod­ern audi­ences to under­stand sac­ri­fice in any form, and with­out the immi­nent threat of glob­al anni­hi­la­tion, Watch­men’s final premise that the world could be saved by a cal­cu­lat­ed act of ter­ror­ism seems to be a pure­ly intel­lec­tu­al exer­cise, and one in par­tic­u­lar­ly poor taste at that.

What’s real­ly wrong with Watch­men is that in try­ing to remain faith­ful to the orig­i­nal sto­ry, the pro­duc­ers suc­ceed­ed in cre­at­ing a movie with lit­tle inter­nal life of its own. Each scene was beau­ti­ful­ly exe­cut­ed but the over­all pac­ing was wood­en. Some of the act­ing was excel­lent while some was excep­tion­al­ly bad. The end result is like hear­ing a MIDI-sequenced ren­di­tion of Beethoven’s Ninth Sym­pho­ny made straight from sheet music. It’s beau­ti­ful but essen­tial­ly hol­low and lifeless.

I wish I could whole­heart­ed­ly rec­om­mend this film. Instead I have to sug­gest read­ing the graph­ic nov­el, per­haps only then going and see­ing the film. Hav­ing read the orig­i­nal will bring the miss­ing depth to the moviego­ing expe­ri­ence, and then it can be like reliv­ing the com­ic but with amaz­ing spe­cial effects.

3 Replies to “qui custodiet ipsos custodes?”

  1. Loved it.

    This is a ter­rif­ic, inci­sive review. I just read the thread on FPN and I thought I would come over here and say that as a woman and some­one who con­sid­ers her­self a fem­i­nist, I real­ly liked the com­ic and I actu­al­ly quite liked the movie as well.

    My issues with it stemmed more from a hol­ly­wood­iza­tion of the women — I thought the com­ic showed them as aged, flawed — even Lau­rie. In the film, she looks like she’s still in her ear­ly 20s, even when she’s sup­posed to be in her 30s, with a lit­tle extra padding, a few lines on her face here and there. THAT offends me as a woman more than the actu­al (nuanced and fright­en­ing and impor­tant) plot.

    Def­i­nite­ly — I hope peo­ple who see this movie with­out hav­ing read the graph­ic nov­el go read it.

    1. In the defense of hollywoodization

      Kim, your point is a good one, but I cut them a lit­tle bit of slack here. They need­ed actors who, with the aid of pros­thet­ics and make­up, could play a wide range of ages. The actress who played Lau­rie had to play her at sev­en­teen as well as at thir­ty-six. Even the actress play­ing her moth­er, Sal­ly, looked and sound­ed like a twen­ty-five-year old cov­ered in latex in the scenes when she was sup­posed to be in the neigh­bor­hood of sixty.

  2. Side-lines

    Although I have been a DC/comic book movie fan, I haven’t seen the movie yet.  I’m wait­ing for it on DVD. There has been so much back and forth, I was­n’t curi­ous enough to see it for myself. My car enthu­si­ast friend gave high marks for the Owl Ship but that was­n’t enough to get me to the the­ater. It’s always tricky when mak­ing a movie from a book or a graph­ic nov­el.  You can’t please everyone.

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