Everything I Need to Know About Dating I Learned on a Motorcycle

  • Be com­fort­able on your own before bring­ing some­one else along.
  • Go too slow and be left behind; go too fast and crash.
  • No mat­ter how thrilled you are, nev­er for­get that you can be hurt badly.
  • No mat­ter how care­ful you think you should be, nev­er for­get to have fun.
  • If your heart isn’t in it, go home.
  • Trust what you ride.
  • Buy the object of your affec­tion plen­ty of accessories.
  • Nev­er cut cor­ners with maintenance.
  • Pay full atten­tion 110% of the time.
  • Always wear protection.

3 Replies to “Everything I Need to Know About Dating I Learned on a Motorcycle”

  1. So if you’re pay­ing
    So if you’re pay­ing atten­tion 110% of the time — does that mean you have some­one along for the extra 10% beyond the pos­si­ble 100% of the time?

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