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  2. I want you to look at the
    I want you to look at the above com­ment. I want you to look at it hard and mem­o­rize it. Becaue in five years, if you’re still rid­ing, you’ll wish you had­n’t made such a purchase.

  3. Randy, what the fuck are you
    Randy, what the fuck are you talk­ing about?

    Are we back to the “the only real motor­cy­cle on the plan­et is a Vic­to­ry” bull­shit again?

  4. “Are we back to the “the
    “Are we back to the “the only real motor­cy­cle on the plan­et is a Vic­to­ry” bull­shit again?”

    I have nev­er said any such thing- ever.

    How­ev­er, you will see what I mean.

  5. I guess I will, because no
    I guess I will, because no mat­ter what hap­pens, you can always say “I told you so” because you have giv­en me no idea what the fuck you’re talk­ing about. So enough of your cryp­tic mys­tic bull­shit. Put up or shut up. What are you predicting?

  6. You’re quite unclear.
    Are
    You’re quite unclear.

    Are you telling me that I’ll be sor­ry that I wast­ed mon­ey on crap acces­sories? Well, I only wast­ed a few bucks. In five years that’ll be the least of my troubles.

    Are you telling me that I will regret hav­ing an embroi­dered patch because I’ll get beat up by some out­law bik­er? Well, I don’t have a patch that’s big enough to be con­sid­ered col­ors and I don’t intend to put it on the back of my jack­et or a vest.

    Are you telling me that I will regret pur­chas­ing a Moto Guzzi? Why? 

    Are you telling me that I will regret pur­chas­ing and rid­ing a motor­cy­cle at all? Why?

    Or were you refer­ring to some­thing com­plete­ly different?

    For some­one who loves to talk about being a pro­fes­sion­al writer, you seem to have dif­fi­cul­ty maak­ing a clear point. Unless your point is your supe­ri­or knowl­edge of all things, in which case, yeah, I bow to the supe­ri­or intel­lect. Go have fun and stop lord­ing it over the rest of us.

  7. “For some­one who loves to
    “For some­one who loves to talk about being a pro­fes­sion­al writer, you seem to have dif­fi­cul­ty maak­ing a clear point.”

    Excuse me? You sure do assume a lot.

    But to answer your quwes­t­ion- there are some things that are best left to have as a per­son­al expe­ri­ence, then to write about.

  8. BTW, if you’d like to
    BTW, if you’d like to dis­cuss this fur­ther, I’ll be cov­er­ing the following-

    Oct 1st- 1st Annu­al Day of Thunder
    Octo­ber 8th- Flap­jacks & One Eye Jacks
    Octo­ber 15th- Vic­to­ry Open House

  9. OK you did­n’t answer my
    OK you did­n’t answer my ques­tion AT ALL.

    So why don’t I just say “Wow, you sure did tell me so! You were so right” and you can pre­tend it’s five years from now, OK?

  10. Oct 1—can’t make
    Oct 1—can’t make it.
    Oct 8—mayyybe
    Oct 15—I’d like to check that out but it’s not list­ed here so maybe you can clue me in as to where this Polaris Open House is.

    If I’m feel­ing bet­ter this week­end I might rent one of those Polaris bikes just to check it out for a day.

  11. “Oct 15—I’d like to
    “Oct 15—I’d like to check that out but it’s not list­ed here so maybe you can clue me in as to where this Polaris Open House is.”

    Well, it’s not a “Polaris Open House:, but a “Vic­to­ry Open hHouse”. There is a dif­fer­ence. In any case, it’ll be held in San­ta Rosa @ The San­ta Rosa Vic­to­ry Dealership.

    We’ll see you there.

    P.S. Enjoy the air races next weekend

  12. OK, victorymotorcycles.com
    OK, victorymotorcycles.com takes me to http://www.polarisindustries.com/en-us/Victory/ and I clicked on “events” from there. Sil­ly me thought that would be the place to find an event.

    Odd­ly enough, this link:

    http://www.polarisindustries.com/en-us/Victory/FindDealer/DealerLocator.htm

    Tells me about a place called “San­ta Rosa Vee-Twin.” I’ll assume that’s the place where the Open House will be held.

  13. Good fuck­ing god, guy.
    Go
    Good fuck­ing god, guy.

    Go out an pick up an issue of Thun­der Press. the list­ing along with the address can be found in there.

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