Author: splicer

Melis­sa Auf der Mau­r’s “Taste You” has got to be the best song about a man los­ing an erec­tion I’ve ever heard. I mean, who would have ever guessed you could make a good song out of that?

Taste You—Auf Der Maur… Read the rest

I wore my suit to Rich’s bach­e­lor par­tay tonight. One thing I’m learn­ing is that right after los­ing 50 pounds is prob­a­bly a bad time to have one’s suit altered. It seemed like a great idea at the time, but then after I put 30 of it back on I’m left with a suit that does­n’t fit. Ooops. So I sucked it in and walked around look­ing skin­nier than I deserve to.

But I got­ta say, the light-col­ored shirt unbut­toned … Read the rest

I did­n’t mean to, but I picked up a new trick in my run today. I start­ed out think­ing I’d run maybe a nice easy three miles. After all, I had not made it out on the road since Bay To Break­ers last week­end. I ran the first mile in just over nine min­utes. That’s pret­ty fast for me, so I decid­ed to ease back but go a fourth mile. The sec­ond mile was 9:55 but I felt … Read the rest

Steer­ing the tech­no­log­i­cal infra­struc­ture of the future via IM…

My boss: the html and images are quite a drag
«Splicer» says:  LOL
«Splicer» says: Yes, if we did­n’t have a web­site, it would load reaaaal­ly fast
My boss: yep my thoughts exactly
«Splicer» says:  Of course, then the cus­tomers would have to guess what they were buy­ing. We’d have to pio­neer the use of TTTP
«Splicer» says: Tele­path­ic Text Trans­fer Protocol
My boss: yep… Read the rest

OK yes­ter­day, the Bay To Break­ers site said this:

Me San Fran­cis­co CA 40811 1577 1:58:40 USA

my place­ment being 1577. Today it says this:

Me San Fran­cis­co CA 40811 15772 1:58:40 USA

Sooooo, my new goal for next year is to make it not to the top 500, but rather into the top 10,000. This is do-able. A lit­tle bit dis­ap­point­ing, but I thought it was a lit­tle … Read the rest

My offi­cial time at Bay To Break­ers was 1:58:40. I was the 1577^th per­son across the fin­ish line. This means I’ll be list­ed in the “Spe­cial Edi­tion” of the Chron­i­cle, and that I did­n’t need to wor­ry about it. I could have gone a lot slow­er and still been in the top 10,000.

Goal for next year: top 1,000?

I see #1014 in at 1:36… Read the rest

I think the offi­cial time will be just under two hours. I start­ed my stop­watch when I crossed the start­ing line. The offi­cials start­ed their watch­es when I was about four blocks away from the start­ing line. ham­mer­head and I ran the whole way togeth­er, so his time is the same. It’s nice run­ning with some­one; I usu­al­ly run by myself. The 7.5 miles went by real­ly quick­ly. It was a ton of fun and check­ing out all … Read the rest

I’m off to Bay To Break­ers! My first time.

I’ve nev­er actu­al­ly run uphill before. Wish me luck!… Read the rest