2005 Goals

Here’s my to-do list for 2005:

  • Escape from Alca­traz Triathon (in three hours, yeah right!)
  • Full Marathon (I’m think­ing maybe Chica­go. Goal: 3:15. Again, yeah right! But if I stick with it, no rea­son I can’t)
  • Leave the North Amer­i­can con­ti­nent for the first time in my life
  • Lose 20 lbs (prefer­ably before Burn­ing Man)
  • Bench press my body weight in sets of eight (the last item will make this one a lit­tle eas­i­er, although work­ing toward this will under­mine efforts at the above)
  • Dou­ble my 2004 earnings
  • Increase my net worth to a num­ber greater than zero
  • Become licensed to ride a motorcycle

Slice Of Life—Bauhaus

4 Replies to “2005 Goals”

  1. Well, it’s a whole
    Well, it’s a whole year.

    Also for­got to add to the list: have sex at least once in 2005. I hope that’s not a stretch. But if I don’t, well, I’ll need all those com­pen­sato­ry goals, for sure.

  2. Well, I’m not mak­ing any
    Well, I’m not mak­ing any absolute guar­an­tees yet, but let’s just say “Good Lord will­in’ and the crick don’t rise…”

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