Chinese Steel

Apologies to Dee Dee Ramone and Johnny Thunders.

Also, apologies to heroin addiction. Being compared to the 2016 US Presidential Election is unflattering even to heroin addiction.

Somebody called me on the phone
I defaulted on another loan
No big deal! Wanna cop a feel!
Let’s go get some Chinese Steel

I’m living on Chinese Steel
Nobody buying Art of the Deal
I’m living on Chinese Steel
Everything I say is in the newsreel, bigly

Got no pesos for my wall
My wife is crying, my hands are small
Campaign’s in a ditch, but it’s making me rich
But I'm being beaten by that... nasty woman

Want something more substantial than a song parody this election cycle? Yeah, me too.

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