November writing wrapup

At a few min­utes before mid­night I am declar­ing NaNoW­riMo over, and I did not make it to 50,000 words.

In the mid­dle of the month I had a bunch of work that need­ed to be done for mon­ey, and a par­tic­u­lar­ly amaz­ing week­end work­shop led by the incom­pa­ra­ble Jason McClain. So after get­ting to 19,478 words by day 10 I plateaued and and did­n’t start rack­ing the word count up for 13 days. On … Read the rest

Bitten by $_REQUEST

Total­ly unre­lat­ed to The Vam­pire Rule,1 today I got a prac­ti­cal les­son in PHP request precedence.

I’ve seen for years rec­om­men­da­tions not to use the super­glob­al $_REQUEST along with a vari­ety of expla­na­tions why to avoid it. These expla­na­tions stem from the pos­si­bil­i­ty that one could be con­fused about the source of the infor­ma­tion from $_REQUEST and end up get­ting some data oth­er than the data one expects to see. It was exact­ly this rea­son that I have been … Read the rest

Worlds colliding

This thing keeps tak­ing me in unex­pect­ed direc­tions. What I thought had gone side­ways a cou­ple days ago has gone far­ther sideways.

Yes­ter­day I did­n’t get as much writ­ing done and I did­n’t think I’d get much done today because I had a lot of oth­er work to do. But I carved out some time in the morn­ing and then got on a roll in the late evening. I fin­ished a 3500 word chap­ter (2,824 of which … Read the rest

Worlds apart

Some intense writ­ing today. I want­ed to make up for the time lost yes­ter­day in the Wal-Mart park­ing lot. I hoped I might push my total to 10,000 words today, but did­n’t get there and at this point I’m exhaust­ed. I need to set it down for the night. I wrote 2,825 words today which is the most I’ve writ­ten in one day since I start­ed keep­ing track on Fri­day, and I wrote mate­r­i­al that was­n’t … Read the rest

Blame it on Costco

Today I wrote 116 words on my nov­el, bring­ing me to a total of 6,967 words. I fell rather far short of my dai­ly goal. I could spend some time try­ing to catch up before mid­night, but I think I’d rather tell you the story.

I did­n’t do my writ­ing (or any oth­er work) today because I have a Cost­co membership.

This may not make a lot of sense, so I will explain fur­ther. In addi­tion to my Cost­co … Read the rest

I am Exposition Man today

I start­ed by flesh­ing out some of what I’d already writ­ten, pro­vid­ing some more detail in the con­ver­sa­tion that ends the first chap­ter. I’ve also decid­ed to upgrade a minor char­ac­ter; he may still be a minor char­ac­ter, but I’ve decid­ed against dis­card­ing him. He’ll appear again.

That flesh­ing-out progress is the sort of thing I’m prob­a­bly not «sup­posed» to do dur­ing NaNoW­riMo. The plan is to get the words out there, fast and furi­ous, not spend a cou­ple of … Read the rest

2200 more words and failing the Bechdel test

Day two of the NaNoW­riMo chal­lenge is done. It’s ear­ly enough that I might con­ceiv­ably go back to writ­ing but late enough that tak­ing a break now means I’m like­ly to be done for the day.

I fin­ished the first chap­ter of the nov­el. I’ve intro­duced one major char­ac­ter direct­ly and four oth­er major char­ac­ters in backstory/exposition. And I’ve start­ed anoth­er chap­ter, which intro­duces one more major char­ac­ter, though we haven’t real­ly got­ten to know any­thing about her yet. Today’s word … Read the rest

If I must fail I will do so in public

Today was the First of Novem­ber, and there­fore the first day of NaNoW­riMo or Nation­al Nov­el Writ­ing Month. The chal­lenge is to write a nov­el of at least 50,000 words entire­ly dur­ing the month of Novem­ber. It’s a some­what ambi­tious under­tak­ing and there­fore tempt­ing not to talk about it until it’s done for fear that I might announce the project and then not fol­low through.

But the flip side of that impulse is that not telling any­one what … Read the rest

Your sci-fi character name!

Here’s a fun game you can play with all your friends. It’s your sci-fi movie char­ac­ter name! Here’s how it’s done:

Take your moth­er’s maid­en name. That’s your char­ac­ter’s first name. Then for the last name take your online bank­ing pass­word and stick the last four dig­its of your Social Secu­ri­ty num­ber on the end.

I am Tana­ka Sycamore7599!1

Was­n’t that fun?2


  1. Um, no, I’m not. Social media «games» in which you reveal per­son­al infor­ma­tion about your­self are
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