Monochromatic Outlook

In my mind, I’m already spend­ing all the mon­ey I haven’t start­ed earn­ing because I haven’t even accept­ed the job yet.

I just spent about an hour on miniusa.com spec’ing out my dream car. Acces­soriz­ing a $17,000 car up to $34,000. Maybe I’d best pay off my cred­it card first.

BUT this is killer: if I don’t want a sun­roof, I can get the Coop­er Mini with the St. Andrew’s Cross on the roof.

He’s got

I nev­er stop being amazed by the total lack of lit­er­a­cy dis­played by the senders of unso­licit­ed com­mer­cial email. It’s as though no one sends spam who actu­al­ly got through the third grade.

BEST SPEL CHECKUR EVAR!!!! < — OK, I made that one up, and if I saw it I’d think it was inten­tion­al and clever. What’s worse is the copy­writ­ing that makes it clear that they are fog­gy on the concept.

INCREASE THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS <— yeah, … Read the rest

Takin’ it one day at a time today. I need to get through today because tomor­row I get to col­lect mon­ey from a client. I ran out of mon­ey a cou­ple days ago, which is incon­ve­nient, but I ran out of cof­fee yes­ter­day and I’m hav­ing to get cre­ative to find stuff to eat. And that’s real­ly inconvenient.

I’m also meet­ing with a client tomor­row to see about work­ing for him full­time. He’s my only con­sis­tent client any­way, so this … Read the rest

That was my goal tonight on the tread­mill. Three miles in 30 min­utes. I start­ed at 4.0mph and prob­a­bly walked that for five min­utes as I got my Palm set to auto­mat­i­cal­ly scroll through my book. Then I went up to 6.5mph and slow­ly notched up to 7.0, then back down. When the timer hit 30 min­utes, I was at 3.13 miles. After the cool-down peri­od, I had reached … Read the rest

OK, I now have my new Wacom 6″ by 8″ “Plat­inum” Intuos2 tablet. It’s nice to be using a pen again.

They keep mak­ing the pens bet­ter. Here’s mine:

but if any­one wants to treat me nice for my birth­day (com­ing up in three months) I’d real­ly real­ly like to have this:

…which looks the same, but it’s actu­al­ly got a brushed met­al bar­rel instead of a plas­tic bar­rel made to look metal­lic. I can live with­out the eras­er … Read the rest

I just noticed that the “Amer­i­can Made” logo on the side of a can or Rock­star has a flag with 50 stars, but they’re con­fig­ured as five rows of ten stars, rather than the 9 rows inter­chang­ing five or six stars, and the flag only has 10 stripes, start­ing with red and end­ing with a white stripe.

It just seems weird. I mean, if you’re try­ing to sell soft drinks by appeal­ing to peo­ple’s patri­o­tism, why man­gle the flag and … Read the rest

66 points on the first move in Scrab­ble, out of a bunch of 1‑point letters.

A I L E R O N

Yessssss!… Read the rest

One thing that’s been frus­trat­ing me is that ever since I switched over to the Mac I haven’t been able to do any­thing cre­ative with the com­put­er. iron­ic, I know. Per­haps some­time I’ll write out my screed about how the mouse is the sin­gle shit­ti­est user inter­face tool that’s ever been foist­ed upon graph­ic artists, but for now I’ll just say that on my PC, the Wacom tablet was a ser­i­al mod­el and that even with an adapter it would­n’t … Read the rest

Very hap­py because i fig­ured out how to recov­er my saved playlists from before the big crash I had a cou­ple months ago, and i have all my old iTunes playlists back, including:

The Con­sul­tant Mix
The Mays-Maria Mix
East of San Quentin
Two of the three Vik­ki mix­es (Pathet­ic and Bit­ter… don’t know what hap­pened to “Get Lost”)
and my favorite, called only “Tran­si­tion­al” which is Splicer’s not-quite-rap mix. It includes some ear­ly rap and some style-defin­ing rap but most­ly rap-influ­enced … Read the rest

Very very very very nice to do so. I picked the wrong week to housesit.… Read the rest