I used to make it a point to write a post for America’s Independence Day. It was an exercise in affirming what it means to me to live in America. I’ve let that go over the past few years for a variety of reasons. I just haven’t been expressing myself in writing so much because discourse itself feels broken in this so-called post-truth era. But I’ve been thinking about it for a few days and I do have something to … Read the rest
Part two in a series of two or more of topics relevant to the Network Neutrality debate
I’m shocked that I need to explain this, but prices are determined by supply, demand, and sellers’ decisions about the best ways to optimize supply and demand. Over time they are determined by nothing more than these.
Are there production costs? Of course. But these are also governed by the balance of supply, demand, and sellers’ decisions about the best ways to optimize supply … Read the rest
Part one in a series of two or more of topics relevant to the Network Neutrality debate
Imagine a pizzeria. Let’s call it Monochromatic Pizza because that’s a terrible name for a pizza joint1 and with luck I won’t anger the proprietors of any actual pizza places. Let’s say Monochromatic Pizza makes pretty good pizza. Maybe it isn’t the best in town, but you’ve been there before and you like their pizza.
As you walk past Monochromatic Pizza one nice … Read the rest
Call me cynical, and I hope I’m wrong. My prediction: two NYPD detectives will lose their jobs but see no jail time for the rape of a teenager they arrested, a crime to which the detectives confessed.
Now the attorneys for the detectives in question are attempting to «slut-shame» the teenager and paint her as a money-grubbing opportunist. Shame on them, but ignore it. It’s all beside the point. It doesn’t matter how terrible the young woman might be. … Read the rest
United States President Donald Trump signed a presidential memorandum1 today instituting a hiring freeze on Federal civilian workers. White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said the memorandum «counters the dramatic expansion of the federal workforce in recent years.»
This comes as welcome news to millions of people who believe that the Federal workforce has been expanding dramatically under the Obama administration. The White House Press Secretary has said it, and President Trump would never have taken such bold, … Read the rest
Back in 2008, Barack Obama made a comment comparing the longshot odds of an African-American winning a presidential election to the odds of the Boston Red Sox winning the World Series.1 Famously, the Red Sox had won in 2007 for the first time since… well, OK, since 2004. But before that they hadn’t won since 1918.
Obama took some (admittedly light-hearted) jabs for rooting for the Red Sox, and since he is currently rooting for the … Read the rest
Apologies to Dee Dee Ramone and Johnny Thunders.
Also, apologies to heroin addiction. Being compared to the 2016 US Presidential Election is unflattering even to heroin addiction.
Somebody called me on the phone
I defaulted on another loan
No big deal! Wanna cop a feel!
Let’s go get some Chinese Steel
I’m living on Chinese Steel
Nobody buying Art of the Deal
I’m living on Chinese Steel
Everything I say is in the newsreel, bigly
Got no pesos for
… Read the rest It’s unclear why anyone is surprised by Bernie Sanders’ tax return. The outrage appears entirely manufactured built on distortions and an assumption that no one will check facts.1
Senator Sanders’s tax filing is simple, easy to read, and contains no surprises at all. His income is close to exactly what one would expect2 and his deductions are all common, or should be.3
Yet still we see posts like this:
… Read the restSanders claims $8,946 in Unreimbursed
Pop quiz for self-described Republicans, Libertarians, Conservatives, and Classic Liberals.1 What is your first thought when you see this headline from an article in today’s Wall Street Journal?
PayPal Cancels Plan for Facility in North Carolina, Citing Transgender Law
Choose the one option which most closely corresponds to your belief:
- Political correctness has gone too far.
- Corporations have no right to tell people how to govern themselves.
- Godless anti-heterosexual heathens are extorting the good people of North Carolina to prevent
Dear FBI—
I understand that sometimes government is slow to get technology right. And I fully sympathize; it’s hard to keep up with all the trends and new gadgets and accessories. Everything changes so quickly these days.
But this news is disappointing. It’s just wasteful. Those iPhones are expensive. I know; I have one. What with this being an election year, all the candidates are promising to cut waste. It might not be too long before you can’t even get a … Read the rest